Hey is that a table cloth? Nope... It's a "shirt."
I cut off names, because I don't know who the heck any of them are. Cut the neck small; it stretches larger than you'd imagine..
Save the layer that you cut off the back. You'll use it to tie the back.
Make two folds and cut REALLY TINY holes where it will lace. The holes stretch huge.
Suddenly you're incredibly, incredibly good looking.