Hey is that a table cloth? Nope... It's a "shirt."
Put the "shirt" on and pinch the fabric together on your back, at your waist. Make dots where the material should touch.
I cut off names, because I don't know who the heck any of them are. Cut the neck small; it stretches larger than you'd imagine..
Save the layer that you cut off the back. You'll use it to tie the back.
Make two folds and cut REALLY TINY holes where it will lace. The holes stretch huge.
Lace that stuff that you cut off the neck down the corset you created on your back. You could also use shoe lace, which is "sporty." Whatever that is...
Suddenly you're incredibly, incredibly good looking.